useless boy

okay here it goes..it’s a sunday night when a few families go out to have dinner together..the Goh’s,Hiew’s, and Lim’s.. so myself,josiah, chermayne, and charity were on the same table..how it started?as usual chermayne and myself would start annoying people!and the list goes..till this part where every thing starts to get fun..

lame joke number 1

Aaron(a), chermayne(c1),josiah(j),charity(c2)

a: hey mayne, u noe who is pey ton ah?

c1: huh??peyton is a character in a movie la…

a: no wor..not that peyton it’s pey ton..

c1:huh??i dunno wor..

a:are you sure??coz she messaged me that day and says she knows you wor..

c1:what the heck??AAAHHHH i dunno la..

a: oh okay la coz i oso dunno her..i don’t even know if she exist..

j: what the f***??!!hahahahaha how did u do it man??!!it was lame but damn funny weh..teach me how to do it…my goodness i cannot eat anymore!!HAHAHAHAHHA (btw, j was eating chicken rice and almost chocked on it)

c2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

lame joke number 2

topic: chee wai and his vocabs..

a:eh jos, how to spell PRAWN?

j: P R O N?

c1: HAHAH no la..it’s P W A N..

c2: HAHAH no..its P R W N..

a:look this was all cw’s spelling yesterday when i ask him how to spell PRAWN..oh and he came out with "a PORN of water"….

j:(chocked again on his rice) WTF???!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA…without cw my life is damn boring i tell you muahahahhaha..

c1 & c2 :(no comments just laughs coz its adults talk..they are under age)

j: once uPORN a time..(continues with his laughs)

a:HAHAHA yeah…once UPORN(upon) a time, there was a PORN(pond) of water full of PORNS(prawns)..it was SPORNING(spawning) season so all the PORNS(prawns) started to SPORN(spawn)

j:HAHAHAHAHAHHA MCH!!!(his face was changing color to tomato red!!)

**in honor of our great friend and joke HONG CHEE WAI!! without you our life is ever boring!!

lame joke number 3

a: hey guys listen..

c1, c2 & j: yeah??

a: one day,elephant met camel and asked "hey camel,why ur tetek(boobs) grow on your back?"..camel got angry and asked elephant "hey elephant,why not you ask yourselft why ur kuku ciao(dick/penis) grow on your face?"

c1:this one is old joke la..

j: old but damn funny weh!!!Muahahaahahahahhahahahahahahha(he chocked again!!)

dinner was over and everyone went home after that…oh yeah and kid don’t watch PRAWNOGRAPHY for its not good for you!!hahahahahhahahahahahhaha