useless boy

i’ll skip with the day i left and go straight to the time when i arrived canada coz i hate to talk bout it..it’s sad as well as annoying talking bout sitting in the plane! yeah and so i arrived in canada at 1025am..took me ages to wait fer my bag and get out of the airport..reached back home at 1230pm and went straight off to bed to compensate with the sleep i left behind..woke up at 5pm and it was getting dark!!i get more night lights than day light though..day went on as usual..went off the the supermart to get groceries and stuff like that..went home and slept after that..

woke up at 9am went, had breakfast then went straight out to get a wifi modem for the house. day passed as usual and went out fer a walk at the park in the evening up till dinner time. went home fer dinner then slept right away..i guess jetlag is taking it’s toll..i slept throughout until this morning

i woke up early..went to the bank and chilled out at home until now..will be going out later again to get some stuff..

weather is definitely cold here but i guess its much better than in malaysia!!hahaha..oh yeah and i am enjoying ps3 at home everyday man!! lol..however, miss u guys back there so much..thanks for everything people…

u introduce x to y’s and y’s to x.then x + y’s = xy - u.since u have been left out.xy got so close and things happened so rapidly that u do not know what had happened nor the relations of xy which makes u stuck in the middle of no where. however, it’s time for u to say bye bye. after u say the last bye bye, the best thing to do is not to bother and put on a new mask to cover the sorrows and tears that u have always wanted to shed. u should just hope that xy will be happier since u is no longer part of them.at least for the next one year.so don’t hope when u know u can’t hope for what u want things to turn out like

yesthispostismenttobeboringandcomplicatedsoifucantreaditthendontreadit

okay here it goes..it’s a sunday night when a few families go out to have dinner together..the Goh’s,Hiew’s, and Lim’s.. so myself,josiah, chermayne, and charity were on the same table..how it started?as usual chermayne and myself would start annoying people!and the list goes..till this part where every thing starts to get fun..

lame joke number 1

Aaron(a), chermayne(c1),josiah(j),charity(c2)

a: hey mayne, u noe who is pey ton ah?

c1: huh??peyton is a character in a movie la…

a: no wor..not that peyton it’s pey ton..

c1:huh??i dunno wor..

a:are you sure??coz she messaged me that day and says she knows you wor..

c1:what the heck??AAAHHHH i dunno la..

a: oh okay la coz i oso dunno her..i don’t even know if she exist..

j: what the f***??!!hahahahaha how did u do it man??!!it was lame but damn funny weh..teach me how to do it…my goodness i cannot eat anymore!!HAHAHAHAHHA (btw, j was eating chicken rice and almost chocked on it)

c2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

lame joke number 2

topic: chee wai and his vocabs..

a:eh jos, how to spell PRAWN?

j: P R O N?

c1: HAHAH no la..it’s P W A N..

c2: HAHAH no..its P R W N..

a:look this was all cw’s spelling yesterday when i ask him how to spell PRAWN..oh and he came out with "a PORN of water"….

j:(chocked again on his rice) WTF???!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA…without cw my life is damn boring i tell you muahahahhaha..

c1 & c2 :(no comments just laughs coz its adults talk..they are under age)

j: once uPORN a time..(continues with his laughs)

a:HAHAHA yeah…once UPORN(upon) a time, there was a PORN(pond) of water full of PORNS(prawns)..it was SPORNING(spawning) season so all the PORNS(prawns) started to SPORN(spawn)

j:HAHAHAHAHAHHA MCH!!!(his face was changing color to tomato red!!)

**in honor of our great friend and joke HONG CHEE WAI!! without you our life is ever boring!!

lame joke number 3

a: hey guys listen..

c1, c2 & j: yeah??

a: one day,elephant met camel and asked "hey camel,why ur tetek(boobs) grow on your back?"..camel got angry and asked elephant "hey elephant,why not you ask yourselft why ur kuku ciao(dick/penis) grow on your face?"

c1:this one is old joke la..

j: old but damn funny weh!!!Muahahaahahahahhahahahahahahha(he chocked again!!)

dinner was over and everyone went home after that…oh yeah and kid don’t watch PRAWNOGRAPHY for its not good for you!!hahahahahhahahahahahhaha